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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Da Vinci does: Paris Hilton & her latest victim

Da Vinci may be rolling in his grave over my sullied version of his "Lady with an Ermine", but it's more likely Paris' new ferret goat ratdog weasel candidate-for-puppy-prozac is probably planning his demise (see Nicole Richie's cat). It's a grim fate for an animal, less preferable than dedicating itself to taxodermy. Despite Paris' God-given gift for misplacing pets, this pug may sleep easily at night knowing that if he should meet his end in a locked Benz parked in the sun for 8 hours on a hot summer day, he has a shot at being buried next to James Dean (Marilyn Monroe was already taken). I only pray this lil pug wiser than the rabid-devil-monkey, and goes for her jugular before he expires.

Lady with an Ermine defiled with Photoshop CS and Painter 9

*on a side note, somewhere in the Hilton crib a dead kitten is face-down in its water dish, and Paris is pretty sure it's just sleeping.

**Okay I feel bad about that jugular comment, mostly because my mom just yelled at me for posting 'mean things' on the internet because 'they will come back to haunt' me (I should be so lucky). But seriously now, you have to admit you love her somewhere in the darkest depths of your soul... Honestly, her persona has occupied more hours of entertainment than can be possibly counted--and just how empty would life be sans-the-daily-article on some latest debacle? So it goes, the love-hate-fascination inspired as much by horror as by vicarious-longings one wouldn't dare own up to. As terrifying as that thought is...


  • Can't wait!

    By Blogger Beth, at 12:32 AM  

  • Faaaabulous! I love the facial expressions...that ermine is definitely in panic mode, and Paris looks appropriately idiotic. Your humor is spot-on, and I love the high/low culture clash.

    By Anonymous Blythe, at 5:56 PM  

  • ya'll are too kind.

    (that ya'll was in honor for B. Spears, who will be my weekend project... tune back in Monday!)

    By Blogger eat.more.paint, at 7:10 PM  

  • Most excited to see you've joined the blogging ranks!

    And as for the lyrics trivia -- I like the sushi cause its never touched a frying pan.

    By Blogger Mel, at 7:59 PM  

  • Those pugs pictures are priceless, the poor little thing.

    I feel for that sweet kitten.

    Love your ability to virtually deface the masterpieces with humor and whimsy and the right touch of sarcasm.

    By Blogger Tess, at 2:09 PM  

  • If it wasn't for our nationwide fascination for Paris H., we'd lament to utter depression over the state of our union. We all need distraction, n'est pas?

    By Blogger _gentle, at 8:53 AM  

  • that seems really interesting

    By Anonymous vipvoy, at 1:15 PM  

  • And how does she have time to care for any of these pets anyway, with all the jet-setting and being seen that she does? Poor animals.

    By Blogger noelegy, at 3:28 PM  

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